Joined: 28 Oct 2002
|Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:20 am Post subject: Golf gag
|(Warning: might not make too much sense if you're not a golfer but here goes anyway...)
Verne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Lucrecia, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the head, killing her instantly.
A few days later, Verne got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.
Coroner:' Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the head, is that correct?'
Verne: 'Yes, sir, that's correct.'
Coroner: ' Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her rectum.' Verne: 'Was it a Titleist 3?'
Coroner: 'Yes, it was...'
Verne: '...That was my provisional.'
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